Dolan (Teh Uncle Dolan Show) vs. Jeff The Killer (Creepypasta)

Wiz: Boomstick, Killers are fighting again, and some of em break the 4th wall.

Boomstick: WHOA REALLY?! Well, we have Dolan, a psychotic murderer and sex addict.

Wiz: And Jeffrey "Jeff" Woods, AKA Jeff The Killer.

Dolan!

Wiz: Okay, did you put up every fictional element stronger than the strongest element?

Boomstick: Yeah.

Dolan: Whiz & Buumstick pls.

Wiz: Gosh darn it.

Boomstick: Dolan, get the hell out.

Dolan: fak u buumstick, todey we wil do dis acuratly.

Boomstick: Dolan is a crazed murderer and sex addict, Raping and Torturing his friends, and in Teh Uncle Dolan show he wants more sex than murder, I guess even the cruelest characters can have a lustful side.

Dolan: en Gooby pls. ei first fukn appear, wich is achsully me, dolan.

Wiz: According to i love my nephuse, Dolan does not care about anyone, this shown multiple times in the series as he doesn't care about Huey getting murdered by a car.

Dolan: u mean joseph? he wus a fagit.

Dolan: gooby pls.

Jeff The Killer!

Wiz: Jeff is a 13 year old boy, until he becomes a psycho, he burns his eyelashes off so he never has to sleep, and he does various other things no normal human can survive, Jeff becomes a killer and eventually kills Jane's parents, causing her to become a psycho.

Boomstick: Jeff's weapon of choice is a knife, and he is extremely durable, except he wears all white, making it easier to see him if he tries to do stealth.

Jeff: GO TO SLEEP!

Fight!

Jeff is walking in the woods until he sees a poorly drawn MS Paint portal marked "Dolantown".

He enters the portal.

Dolan: Welcum 2 mcmorkeys wut cen ei du fur u?

Jeff: I'LL HAVE YOUR FUCKING BLOOD!

Dolan: das nut on teh manu fagit.

Jeff stabs Dolan, to which Dolan stabs Jeff to counter attack.

Jeff and Dolan trade blows with each other for a bit, until Dolan stabs Jeff full force.

Jeff: GOD DAMN IT!

Jeff drops his knife.

Dolan: dats wut u git when u fuk weth me, dolan.

Jeff: SCREW YOU!

Jeff picks up his knife and stabs Dolan.

Dolan: ei wil rip u to peices.

Jeff: HA, good luck with that!

Jeff stabs Dolan, to which Dolan tears off Jeff's dick.

Jeff: OWWW!!

Jeff dies from too much blood loss.

Dolan wins!

Wiz: Before you Creepypasta fans go "Jeff should have won! Dolan can't kill a killer!"

Boomstick: Dolan has been shown to do multiple things, like KILL Dark Pluto, AKA Darth Vader as Pluto.

Dolan: fank u fagit, sence u were su nece to let mi wen i wel tak ovar fagit.

Dolan: wile jaff es inkredibly powarful, i macth ef nat sarpass evearythin jaff does, so ye, i am a basadd, su i cen surveve fagit.

Wiz: The winner is Dolan!